Old Man Skydiving

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    In some people's lifetimes, they want to travel the world, or punch a bear, but I only want to do a few simple things. One is learn to play the piano, and actually play it well. Because, "brah", who doesn't like pianos. They be the "chillest thing" ever. Another thing I would like to do is eat all the bacon possible. Bacon is the healthiest food you could ever eat and it helps you live longer. Anyone who doesn't like bacon is just a hater, and as we all know haters be hatin’ on my bacon. The final thing I would like to do in my lifetime is to skydive. I don’t want to just skydive, I want to beat the Red Bull guy skydive. I want to drop from outer space skydive. I would also like to be that old guy you always see around town, and since people always listen to music from their generation, I will drive around town in a low-rider pumping bass so loud you can hear it blocks away. It's so loud because I can hardly hear it in my own car.