Bucket List

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Some people want to go to France or Italy before they die. Do i want to do that? No way, I want to wrestle a bear. A full size, Black bear to be exact. I think it would be the most fun ever. I wouldn’t even be mad if i got mauled, it would so be worth it. Another thing i would like to accomplish is to learn how to pilot a plane or helicopter, then crash the plane or helicopter i’m piloting. There is no real reason for this, I just think it would be beast to survive a plane crash.  I also want to discover a new plant or animal, then name that plant or animal the Colinator. I want to do this because i could keep a Colinator in my house then when people ask me what it is i would be like, it’s a Colinator. Then they would be like, not what you call it, it’s scientific name. I would be like brah, its scientific name is Colinator. Lastly, I want to own a sloth. I would raise it from a cub and carry it around on my back. This would be especially awesome when Halloween comes around. I would dress up as luke and I would dress the sloth up as Yoda. Wish me luck!