All about the Sasquatch

This interview is fresh off the press, and today's is about a single eighth grader. This man doesn't talk much, kind of like Sasquatch, but we managed to catch this Portland man for an interview. His name is Logan. He claims his favorite music artist is Eminem due to the fact that he adds clever rhymes in every line. Now rhymes can be useful, but too look smart you need to use quotes. His quote he claims he enjoys is "Every joke has a hint of truth in it" by anonymous. I don’t know how, but he came up with this quote right off the top of his head.. 
This reclusive creature may not talk much but he has several things he thinks are pretty cool about him. He moved from Missouri a year ago, and was homeless for two days while moving. This bacon loving dude joined publications because he was good at writing and photography and thought he could bring some useful skills to the table. His skill in photography was developed in 4-H. In 4-H he also does shooting and cooking in 4-H. His other hobbies are swimming, cooking, and basic graphic design. This interview appears to be over as this sasquatch is walking away.