"Sally" (For photo credit click Here) |
"Vladimir" (For photo credit click Here) |
On his way to Led’s gym one Sunday afternoon, he spotted this lady. Who he later found out was named Sally. With dashing red hair, and a rather provocative blue dress. But that’s not what caught Vladimir’s eye. What made him look twice was her red hair. Vladimir always had a thing for red hair. Being the daring man he was, Vladimir decided to approach Sally. Making his way over to her, he came up with a few things to say: “Why hello, love!” he thought, but soon wiped the idea out of his head. “No. that’s too mushy.” he said to himself. “Yo, you lookin fine!” “Naw. Too jerk-like.” Getting closer Vladimir started to panic but managed to say something off the top of his head “Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.” A long pause, and a moment of silence came over the two. His heart started pounding, the palms of his hands began to get sweaty, and his breathing deepened. Sally was taken away by Vladimir’s gesture, but not so much in a bad way.
After hours of meaningful conversation, in the midst of cheesy pickup lines, on the corner of Led’s gym, on a small street, in Pleasant View, on a computer screen, Sally and Vladimir fell in love. They soon bought a beautiful home, and had three kids.. From that day on, Vladimir made a pledge to himself. To not follow the footsteps of his ancestors and study books, but to study the body of his wife and find true happiness in life. Yea... Thanks puberty.
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