Another Tragic Love Story

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Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a hairy unicorn, but that is another story. In OUR faraway land, love was abundant, and heartbreak was impossible. Everyone was married at fifteen. Rafeal, the Spanish-speaking prince, and Abby ,the maid, were deeply in love. They were married with one girl child named Roberto. What they didn’t know is that the happy couple would invent the first heartbreak and end the world. Rafeal was a fat, lazy man. Abby was a self-absorbed jerk, and Roberto was a spoiled brat. One day, as they were eating their pet rock, named Jenna, the happy couple got into a fight about who got the last bite. As Abby walked away with a huff, a gong sounded somewhere in the village next to their mansion. The village was named Doomtown. The next day the couple got in a fight about hair color. They fought everyday, each fight getting more ridiculous than the last. Finally, Abby screamed at Rafeal, “I HATE YOU!” . The space-time continuum was ripped as soon as they created the first heartbreak.The gong sounded once again, but this time it wouldn’t stop banging for three days. On the fourth day, there was a rumbling in the planet as it started to split into pieces. People were in hysterics, running away from huge gaping holes, and giant lasers from alien ships. Abby and Rafeal clung to each other in the final moments of their life, and the final moments of their planet, with a healed relationship.