Forever Alone

Dear NNN,

            Within the 15 years I’ve been alive I haven’t had one Valentine. My friends always brag about their amazing gifts they got from their boyfriend and I just sit there like a stump. How can I make this Valentine’s Day more fun and enjoyable?

                        -Forever Alone

            Dear Forever Alone,

If your friends continuously brag about their amazing heartsy gumdrop gifts, maybe you should show them up and find a “fake” boyfriend. Make them think hes the sweetest, caring, and kindest boyfriend. But then again, Valentine’s Day isn’t all about having a boyfriend or getting that one cute gift. You can invite some friends over to your house that don’t necessarily have plans and snack on sweethearts while watching a movie. You can always have a good time with friends, no matter what. This might change your mind about feeling “Forever Alone”.

                                                                             -NNN